This is easily some of the best waste of Web time ever invented (Thank you, Suz!)

Tired of the ethnic non-Judeo Christian bent of your moniker? Curious about what your name would be if it was picked by all-American heart throb Sarah Palin?

Then YOU need to check out the...

Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator!

Just head over to the web site and plug in your name. The SPBNG will give you the opportunity to identify and embrace your new identity in a Palin-dominated universe.

My name, for the record: Bash Budweiser Palin

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